She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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