she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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