bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I had to cum in my sink.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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