I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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