so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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