The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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