I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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