I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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