Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Come share oat with me in your robe
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
is it fun? or sober?
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