The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I did not marry a roomba.
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