Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
sex in a hospital.. check
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
