I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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