I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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