Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Mom said you looked used
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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