I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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