watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
