Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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