i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Drake has all the answers
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.