OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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