i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Randomize