if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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