How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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