Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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