They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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what are you doing with your life
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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