please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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