You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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