She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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