summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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