I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize