he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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