You're completely useless in the revolution.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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