worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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