I just made out with a guy for $7.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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