I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wish you could order shots online.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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