Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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