I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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