Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Randomize
