i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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