If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
