You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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