At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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