You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
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