I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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