that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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