jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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