PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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