they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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