Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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