I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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