so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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