Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
