had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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