last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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