Don't make out with my wife yet
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
