i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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