Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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