She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
