ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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